All Latin American buses are not like the old Mexican chicken buses. Actually, in our visit to Ecuador and Colombia, we haven't seen a single bus like that.
But we have seen various other kinds of buses. For example, there is the large "executive" style bus with adequate leg room, seats wide enough for the average fanny, video screens on the back of every seat with various movies or music available for free (including headsets). The actual seats are ergonomically designed and recline more than airline seats. These buses are air conditioned with windows that don't open and a bathroom in the back - to be used ONLY for urinating (which the conductor strongly emphasizes to each user).
| Not made for foreigners |
The most, absolute most, irritating aspect of this most-common type of bus is the tradition for the bus to stop and allow vendors onto the bus. Down the bus aisle they stream, each loudly yelling the names of the goods they're selling. One after another, after another, after another in a seemingly endless stream these vendors create a parade. Mandarins, strips of fresh mango, water, soda, homemade fruit juices, breads, pastries, traditional food items, jewelry. And our journey has to pause for this raucaus circus to end - usually in the heat of the sun baking the bus.
Then there are the vans with seats enough for about 12 passengers. In some ways this type of transport is better. They leave more often which is convenient. They don't have room for vendors to come on board. All the vans I've boarded are fairly old and show their wear - but they're not rattle-traps.
Just over the border from Ecuador in Southern Colombia we took a fairly long trip in one of these vans. Jeff sat in the front passenger seat and I sat between him and the driver. And this driver thought he was a race car driver - clearly the worst daredevil I've seen. As he jerked us in and out of lines of vehicles for many, many miles of windy, hair-pin turns in the Andes, I tried (for dear life) to not bump into the driver who was sitting right next to me and be responsible for killing a whole van full of people. That was a stressful ride. Normally it's much better, thank God!
Manizales to Bogota:
So we chose an executive bus to travel east from Manizales to Bogota. It was nine hours of unending twists over the Andes, down to the Rio Magdalena (remember that from 5th grade social studies?), and back up to over 8000 feet as we neared Bogota and it's 7 million people. At least these bus seats were comfortable and they let me stand up whenever I wanted to.
Everyone has warned us of the dangers of Bogota. To the point that we had NO desire to deal with the bedlam of such a huge disorganized and scary town where avoiding being robbed in a taxi has resulted in an elaborate system of taxi numerology.
I have to stress that we so, SO didn't want to ride another bus, but we still opted for the less distressing option, immediately hopping on yet another one to get the hell out of Bogota. So after a short stop at the Bogota bus terminal we hit the road, northward bound for several more hours to the small town of Zipaquira, a dot on the map which we figured was the way to our current destination of Villa de Leyva.
Really, we'd heard Villa de Leyva was a lovely location however we just needed to pass a couple of more days until our departure date from Bogota.
| Bus lunch: granadilla, pitahaya, mango, wheat bread, and water - YUM!!! |