Here we stand
all broken hearted.
Tried to buy it
but mission aborted.
Yep, we loved it, and we suspect it loved us too - all 19 acres of it. It didn't matter that it was all planted in coffee and that farmers are losing their shirts - and farms - because of declining coffee prices. So what?!
And when we realized there were 26,000 coffee plants on the property, we weren't daunted - too much.
We could always rip out most of the diseased coffee and create an awesome landscape of tropical fruit trees, bamboo and medicinal plants, right? We could enjoy the awesome territorial view of the entire valley, streams, springs, slightly hilly slope, above-the-heat elevation. Sure we could. And we were ready to do exactly that. So we made an offer on the finca - - only the second property we've made an offer on, though the 46th property we've toured.
We thought this was IT: our own Finca DincaDoozie.
But - we're sorry to say - we walked away empty handed.
Why? Silly seller wanted his money before Christmas. Not gonna happen - obviously. The whole Costa Rican government shuts down for 2 weeks at Christmas-time.
But we clearly learned a lot in the process. We learned that Costa Rican lawyers often say they will handle something - and then fail to do so. Time to get another lawyer.
We learned how to call bullshit and walk out - still without a farm AND without losing a cent.
These are excellent lessons!
| A meter long iguana stopped by our house to say hi the other day. Notice how fat he is. The locals say they are quite tasty. |
| Total monster pose. Rawrrrr! Not poisonous, don't bite, and so prehistoric. |
| Dude, you been working out? |
| Is this not a cool picture? These claws are meant for climbing and that's just what they'll do. |
| A face only a mother could love. I must be a mother. |
| A Blue-Crowned Motmot sitting in our suburban backyard guava tree. |
| Just to prove we are still visiting properties. This one is a 47 hectare finca with jungle, pasture, and of course sugar cane. |
| Roger planted some beans on a hill between the sugar cane and the jungle. He teaches Phys Ed at the high school, and has a finca for sale, like everyone else in CR. |
| A good shot of the sugar cane field. Pretty sweet. |
| Sugar cane flowers against a blue CR sky. It looks different when they begin burning it before and after harvest. |
| Larry & Cindy are building their home on this ocean-view "plantel". |
| Larry is reviewing some construction details with Trevor. Trevor is a cutting edge builder that we are auditioning to build our home as well. Expats tend to dress pretty casual. |
| Meet our design & build team. Michael (left) has designed over 3,000 custom homes, mostly in Canada. Trevor has made a business of fixing the construction mistakes of CR builders. |
| Another lizard story. Bozo here came racing through our living room into the bedroom one day. He was disappointed to find he couldn't leave through the window. |
| He relaxed completely as soon as he was picked up. Starr set him free in the backyard. |
| Max showed us a lot of brochures he had printed up about his property. He thinks his property is the cat's meow. We don't. |
| Max explains the basics of coffee growing and how his abandoned, has-been coffee finca with several diseases can be rehabbed - all 26,000 coffee bushes. Starr's not buying it. |
| The 100 year-old cabin on Max's property was built on rock stilts: Great for keeping it out of the wet dirt and preventing termites and rot. |
| Unusual for a wood home to remain standing for so long in the tropics. Termites normally make quick work of wood - but also, it depends on the TYPE of wood. |
| These are classic Tico colors. |
| Throw down a mattress and call it home. |
| The water is from a pure spring just up the hill in the jungle behind. |
| Steven explains why this is the place for us. He's not really an expat; he's Dutch-Indonesian that's lived in Costa Rica most of his adult life. His accent is unique. |
| Max's shack-on-a-hill. |
| The view from Max's shack-on-a-hill at 4000 feet: the entire Valle de El General. Get it? |
| Neighbor Guillermo spent 20 years working as a landscape contractor in Connecticut. He is farming organic bananas and coffee. |
| Starr always keeps her GPS at hand, so when we get home we can check where the heck we were on Google Earth. |
| Friends Neidy & Franklin drove us up for a 2nd visit. |
| Max's workers had begun harvesting the 15 acres of coffee. |
| A view north across Guillermo's property to the Talamanca range. |
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| Ahhh! The air! The view! |
Emotionally this is a difficult property to walk away from. Even though we know the whole country is still for sale.
Our next step is to buy a truck, so we can better figure out which little parcel of it we want to try to buy.
This week we head over to a friend's home to babysit 5 dogs while he takes off for a few days.
Happy Holidays or not, our responsibilities just don't stop. Merry Christmas to ALL, wherever you call home!!









